I hope I get to poop alone.
I just want your lips against mine and your hand on my butt.
A windows phone could literally predict the future and I would still want an iPhone
"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead
learning languages is fun until i gotta do it for a grade
Learning new things in general is fun until I have to do it for a grade
my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard
FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP REBLOGGING THIS I AM BEGGING
today i found out that apparently if you kill someone in international waters on an unregistered boat then throw the body overboard they can’t trace it back to any one legal system so you can’t be prosecuted for their murder
so what did you do today
the URL makes it so much better